Every Italian brainrot animal, rated out of 10

Andrew Kohler
Apr 8
3 min read

Hey evreryone, i realize that I haven't been writing in this blog as of late, but this is beacause nothing has come up that I felt incentivized to write about. Until now. We all have heard about the new italian brainrot animals and I think its important that I rate each one out of 10

Tralalero Tralala
one of the first photos of tralalero tralala
This animal is the OG italian brainrot animal. Although it might seem hard to enjoy his presence at first, I feel that the longer you spend time with him, the more you'll realize how beautiful of an organism he is. 10/10
Ballerina Capuchina
Ballerina Capuchina is a species of which i feel torn on. She is the wife of Capuchino Assasino - I will get to my thoughts on him later - and she loves to dance and listen to music. Although I love the fun vibes, something makes me feel like she is hiding something despicable, something that could cause HARM to people, and for that, I deducted 4 points. 6/10
Bombardino Crocodillo
This is a controversial take, but I am not a fan. Although the pronunciation is fun, I feel that he is very violent, which is a charecteristic which i do not enjoy. While I think Ballerina Cappuchina is hiding a tendency towards violence, Bombardino Crocodillo is actively being violent. 3/10.
Bombombini Gusini
Bombombini Gusini has not commited violence yet, which is good. However, I feel as though he fact that he has the word "bomb" in his name AND he is part-plane is not a good sign. 5/10
Trippi Troppi
Trippi Troppi is an animal which I am a pretty big fan of, I think it's a creative combination of two pretty different animals. 9/10
Burbaloni Luliloli
While Burbaloni Luliloli may be a little basic, there is something about him which will always make you smile. 8/10.
Capuchino Assassino
Capuchino Assasino, similarly to Bombardino Crocodillo seems violent. However, I feel like the violence is for self defense, so I added an extra point for him. 4/10
Talpa Di Ferro
RIP TALPA DI FERRO. 10/10
Tracotocutulo
My theory is that Tracotocutulo built the pyramids, not the egyptians. 7/10
Lirilì Larilà
Folks, this is one of my favorites. He feels like a Salvador Dalí painting. 10/10.
Brr brr Patapim
I love brr brr patapim. He is one of the symbols of the italian brainrot animals 10/10.
Trulimero Trulicina
I have to admit it, I am not a fan. Trulimero Trulicina is just doing too much and it creates an uncanny atmosphere. 5/10
Zhuzhuli Buffo
Nice and simple. 8/10.
Tortitilli Mortiri
Like I said before, I do not like the violent italian animals. Further more, the integration of the canon onto the shell is pretty lazy. 2/10.
Cocosatic Bungus
Awww. 9/10.
Frulli Frulla
Reminds me of fruit loops yummy yummy yummy.10/10.
La vaca saturno saturnita
Nononononono. 1/10.
Bri Bri Bicus Dicus
I know I said I don't like the weapons, but I like this one. Maybe cuz it's nice and ancient idk. 7/10
Serpentini Toiletini
I HATE this. This should go extinct plz. 0/10.
Bobritto bandito
Bobritto Bandito is wayyyy to violent. Bad, bad, bad. 2/10
Glorbo Fruttodrillo
Glorbo Fruttodrillo is very cool and cute and chill. However it feels a little bit too safe. 7/10.
Camelrino Tazzino
While I do feel bad for Camelrino Tazzino because it seems like he has a toilet stuck on his arm, I cannot give him a high rating. I'm sorry but he's pretty ugly. 4/10.
Chimpanzini Bananini
As fun as it is to say Chimpanzini Bananini, the combination feels too basic. Glorbo Fruttodrillo is nice because it's an unexpected combination, but a chimpanzee and a banana is just wayyyy to obvious. 5/10.
Rantasanta Chinaranta
Yes yes yes. 10/10.
L'Ombra Illuminata
The name is not fun to say like all the others. 2/10.
Сoccodrilli Ferini